you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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