There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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