these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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