You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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