I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Randomize