Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
