he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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