Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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