ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Let the clothes fall where they may.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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