those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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