He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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