I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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