8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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