Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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