redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Randomize
