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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension

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(404): View more from Georgia

i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay

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(626): View more from California

Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?

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Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.

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(631): View more from New York

I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.

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(707): View more from California

drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.

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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I asked her politely not to touch my dick

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(480): View more from Arizona

I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

How's work going?

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Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now

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