just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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