I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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