Do vagina's smell?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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