Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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