and next time when you feel me up, do it right
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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