OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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