then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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