hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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