i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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