Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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