Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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