He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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