But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
there was a trapeze. enough said
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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