Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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