I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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