it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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