: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
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