After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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