I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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