Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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