**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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