absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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