Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i think i just lost a toe
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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