you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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