I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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