can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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