yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Dicks are not precious.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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