Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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