Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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