He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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