Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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