awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
wow bdsm is so cute
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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