you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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