So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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