She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
its liver damage thursday
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