1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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