omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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