you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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