Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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