She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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