We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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