i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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