I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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