Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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